Buying a bra to wear as a skirt
Teach you?
This question left Mu Qingqing utterly speechless.
Did you think growing breasts was like learning martial arts?
Seeming to realize she had expressed herself incorrectly, the little loli raised her head, blushed, and asked softly, "Sister Mu, what I meant is, what do you usually eat, or what do you do?"
Although every woman is different, resulting in varying sizes, the little loli believed that Mu Qingqing must have her reasons for standing out so prominently from the crowd.
After all, she was indeed rather spectacular.
"Eat delicacies from land and sea every day, practice peerless martial arts, and capture heinous criminals."
Thinking Su Yan'er was truly adorable, Mu Qingqing laughed and teased.
"Ah?"
"I've got the peerless martial arts part down, but I can't afford delicacies from land and sea. And as for those heinous criminals, I don't have the ability to catch them."
Rolling her bright, limpid eyes, the little loli looked at Mu Qingqing with deep envy and whispered, "Sister Mu does such extraordinary things every day. No wonder Sister Mu's breasts are so big!"
"Haha... Little sister Yan'er, you really want to crack me up. How can you be so foolishly adorable?"
Mu Qingqing suddenly felt like pulling Su Yan'er into her arms and giving her a thorough cuddle.
This little loli was simply too cute.
"Foolish?"
Watching Mu Qingqing laugh heartily, the little loli's face was filled with puzzlement.
"Little sister Yan'er, are you obsessed with the idea of growing bigger? Certain martial arts can indeed alter bodily structures, but what direct connection does capturing criminals have with making your breasts grow larger?"
Mu Qingqing couldn't help smiling as she spoke.
"But... this isn't even funny? What are you laughing at, Sister Mu?"
The little loli couldn't understand at all, her eyes filled with pure innocence.
"Forget it, you won't understand. I'm going to rest now."
Mu Qingqing waved her hand and made to enter her room.
The little loli suddenly called out, "Sister Mu, you just said that certain martial arts can alter body structures. Can they make me grow bigger?"
"Mm-hmm, they probably can."
Mu Qingqing nodded.
Overjoyed, the little loli hurriedly asked, "Then do you know such martial arts, Sister Mu?"
"No, why would I practice that kind of martial arts? I'm already big enough myself."
Mu Qingqing glanced down at her own chest and said with a hint of distress, "I have no idea why it just kept growing and grew so huge, making things so inconvenient for me most of the time when I move around!"
Hearing this, the little loli couldn't help gently biting her lower lip, a trace of melancholy flashing through her eyes.
She felt that heaven truly loved playing jokes on people.
Sister Mu didn't want them, yet heaven gave her such a huge pair, while she herself was so flat and heaven wouldn't give her any growth at all.
Sigh!
If only three-tenths of Sister Mu's scale could be subtracted and grown on her own body, that would be wonderful.
Glancing at Su Yan'er's pitiful appearance, Mu Qingqing gave a dry cough and said, "However, although I don't know it, such martial arts do exist. I heard that there is a manual for it in the Azure Jade Pavilion."
"Later on, after you have mastered the heart technique I'm teaching you and step out of this place, you can go and try. If by that time you still feel you need it."
The little loli hurriedly asked, "What is the Azure Jade Pavilion? Where is it?"
"It's... in a very, very distant place. It is a very ancient sect, but it has extremely strict standards for accepting disciples, valuing not only talent but also destiny. However, in your case, you have a chance!"
Mu Qingqing smiled and said, "There's no use thinking too much about it now. Just work hard to step outside. This world is much bigger than you imagine, and much more wonderful too. Work hard, and then go out and see it for yourself."
With that, she turned and entered her room.
"Azure Jade Pavilion?"
The little loli murmured the name repeatedly, and then a resolute brilliance suddenly burst forth in her eyes. "I must go to the Azure Jade Pavilion!"
...
Towards evening.
The sunset glow was like scattered gold spread across the boundless earth.
Intertwining with the yellowish fallen leaves, it somehow diluted much of the bleakness of late autumn.
Xu An and the other two chatted and laughed all the way, feeling as though it didn't take long before they arrived at Qinghe Village.
Seeing Xu An and Li二壮 (Li Er-zhuang) returning with an alluring woman, quite a few villagers gathered around to greet them.
Some of the rougher-edged uncles and aunts, assuming the woman was brought by Li Er-zhuang, even began making suggestive jokes with him.
Things like a large pestle stirring an iron pot, or a big hoe plowing black soil.
Li Er-zhuang was teased until his face turned beet red.
As for Xu An, no one dared to make jokes with him. After all, the original owner was a humorless and arrogant person. Naturally, the villagers were reluctant to get close.
Xu An pointed toward a somewhat dilapidated small courtyard and smiled at Haitang, "Little Tang, this is my home. So, any regrets about coming back with me?"
Haitang covered her mouth with a smile, "Brother Xu is joking. Since I decided to come back with you, I was mentally prepared long ago, so there's no room for regret. I'm just a bit curious."
Xu An looked at her, "Oh?"
"I'm just surprised that Brother Xu, despite being such a capable person, lives in such a dilapidated house. Logically speaking, it shouldn't be like this."
Haitang said with a smile.
Along the way, the conversation had relaxed her a lot, and her speech had become much more casual, losing the prior stiffness.
"Actually, I used to be really stupid and did a lot of foolish things. The reason I've become so wise and clever now is simply because I suddenly had a flash of enlightenment."
Xu An spoke with a relaxed and leisurely expression.
"Why would Brother Xu talk about himself like that?"
Haitang asked with a smile.
"Don't believe me?" Xu An pointed at Li Er-zhuang. "If you don't believe me, ask Brother Er-zhuang!"
Upon hearing this, Li Er-zhuang immediately chimed in, "Haitang, little sister, what Xu An said is true. He really used to be so stupid that I didn't even want to talk to him."
Xu An: "..."
"It doesn't matter. Life moves forward, not backward. Following Brother Xu, I have no regrets."
Haitang said earnestly.
Xu An smiled, "Let's unload the things first."
At that moment, the sounds of stir-frying were already coming from inside the house.
A rich aroma drifted out from the kitchen, pervading the entire courtyard.
Without needing to guess, it was obviously Su Yan'er busy in the kitchen.
After the three of them moved the bathing tub, stools, and other items into the courtyard, Li Er-zhuang waved goodbye, declining even an invitation to stay for dinner.
In the kitchen, hearing the commotion, the little loli happily ran out, "Husband, you've worked hard. Wash your hands and dinner will be ready."
Just as she finished speaking, she caught sight of a strikingly pretty stranger standing beside her husband.
And what's more, she was another woman with a huge chest!
"Husband?"
Haitang looked at Su Yan'er with equal surprise.
Such a cute little girl!
Is this Brother Xu's wife?
Thinking of the oversized bra Xu An had bought at the clothing store, her gaze instinctively drifted downwards...
So slender, practically flat-chested.
Was Brother Xu planning to buy an oversized bra for his wife to wear as a dress?