011 Dongguan Girl

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Yet the other party was not willing to give up and immediately sent a message.

“Husband, you’re online! Why won’t you answer the video call?” followed by eight smiling faces and a string of question marks.

Seeing the word “husband,” Fang Qingye felt a chill run down his spine.

“Damn freak!” he cursed silently.

This internet friend with the QQ nickname “Universe’s Invincible Youthful Beauty” was someone Fang Qingye had met before his rebirth in a stock investor group chat. The name was ridiculously narcissistic.

This “Universe’s Invincible Youthful Beauty” was very active in the group. Fang Qingye noticed she seemed different from ordinary investors—she knew quite a bit about finance and economics—so he added her as a friend.

They exchanged introductions. She claimed to be a junior at the Renmin University School of Finance majoring in finance. But after chatting for a while, Fang Qingye found her extremely immature. Apart from sounding somewhat normal when discussing professional knowledge, the rest of the time she was babbling nonsense.

Later, using a popular QQ version back then that showed users’ IP addresses—the Coral Bug edition—Fang Qingye discovered her IP was from Dongguan!

So he gave her the nickname “Dongguan Girl,” but she didn’t seem offended. This made Fang Qingye suspect she wasn’t actually a top student from Renmin University but just a student from some vocational technical college in Dongguan.

One night, after some aimless chatting, she suddenly proposed a video call. Fang Qingye was tempted.

He wanted to see whether she was a beauty, a monster, or even a freak, so he decisively turned on his video. But to his surprise, he was tricked!

He showed his face, but she only posted a picture of Chihiro from the manga “Landlady Girl’s Puberty!”

Fuming, Fang Qingye shut off the video and cursed loudly, “What kind of ‘Universe’s Invincible Beauty’ claims to be admired by all, loved by flowers, and feared by cars, but won’t even show her face? Either a monster or a freak!”

Yet she wasn’t angry. She sent a smiling face and typed, “Donghai Swordsman, you’re so handsome! Let’s have a passionate love affair! In the name of the stars, sworn eternal bonds, using stars as ink and the galaxy as paper... Burn, Pikachu!”

Fang Qingye firmly rejected her, but every time he logged on, she kept calling “Husband! Husband!” nonstop and frequently tried to initiate video calls. Today was no different.

“Come out quickly! Immerse yourself in my dazzling beauty skills!” she seemed angry, immediately following with three rows of bloody knives and four rows of landmines.

Countless ellipses…

Then a flood of crying face emojis, making Fang Qingye shudder.

Fed up, he typed a single word: “Go away!”

Instantly, her QQ flashed again, and a line of text appeared on the screen: “Husband, I long for you, yearning to see the unseen you. I listen intently, trying to hear the unheard you... But you have finally appeared. Did you miss me?” Then she sent eight shy faces.

“Miss you my ass, damn freak,” Fang Qingye snapped without mercy.

“How many times have I told you? I am the Universe’s Invincible Youthful Beauty!” After the text came a proud, tsundere emoji.

“Shall we do a video call?”

“Video call my ass! Won’t even show her face. Either a monster or a freak!” Fang Qingye cursed.

“Husband, it’s not that I don’t want to show my face. I’m afraid that after you see my peerless beauty, you’ll lose your mind, forget to eat or drink, and come all the way to Yanjing to find me. I think keeping this distance is better. If you can’t control yourself, I’ll control you. It will make our relationship last longer and be more enjoyable!”

Sigh...

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Fang Qingye sighed deeply.

Her childish delusions had started again.

He was about to click the “X” to close QQ when she suddenly typed:

“Have you finished the math model?”

Fang Qingye was stunned and typed back: “What math model?”

“Scroll up the chat history.”

Half in disbelief, Fang Qingye scrolled up. Amid a bunch of embarrassingly immature words, he found a conversation where she asked him to build a mathematical model for investment to calculate fluctuations in returns and potential risks for her graduation thesis.

Damn...

He had actually taken on this job!

Looking at it, Fang Qingye was shocked. With the pitiful amount of financial mathematics he’d learned in university, there was no way he could write it!

But why accept it?

Because she offered 50,000 yuan!

He must have been desperate back then, deciding to accept first and worry later.

With his current skills, a bit of research and thought could make building such a model possible.

But 50,000 yuan was too little!

“Dongguan Girl, 50,000 isn’t enough. At least 200,000!” Fang Qingye prepared to ask for a lion’s share.

“Oh, husband, why the sudden big appetite? But I guess the bigger your heart, the bigger your world! Deal!”

“OK, message me when you finish it.”

“Alright, husband, good luck! Burn, Pikachu!”

Fang Qingye quickly closed QQ and logged off.

At last, the world was peaceful again.

He raised his teacup and took a sip, shaking his head.

He suddenly remembered he hadn’t checked messages in his friends and classmates group chats.

So he went online invisibly and browsed a few groups.

The university group was still quite active. Some classmates were complaining about their hard work as company lackeys, some were bragging, and others gossiping about couples who pledged eternal love at school but broke up within a year.

However, in a few years, the university group would quiet down and eventually die.

The high school and middle school groups were also lively, mostly local people chatting about local events and planning outings.

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Song Dahai was bragging in the group.

But Fang Qingye didn’t disturb him.

With time to spare, he opened a stock trading group he had muted and found that Dongguan Girl was arguing with a bunch of investors about Longping Hi-Tech!

This immediately piqued Fang Qingye’s interest.

“I’ve said it countless times, Longping Hi-Tech will definitely surge! Believe it or not!” she declared.

Someone immediately mocked, “Who do you think you are? The stock market king Xu Xiang?”

Fang Qingye, of course, knew Xu Xiang.

The leader of the Ningbo Daredevil Squad, who turned 30,000 yuan into 21 billion yuan over 23 years—a total return of 700,000 times. This figure was legendary even in global investment circles.

It was said that at age 20, he hand-drew 3,000 stock charts and spent a year summarizing eight major bull stock patterns, uncovering the rules behind strong stocks’ rise.

From then on, he pioneered the first era of daily limit rises, carving a path in the A-share market with unique limit-up tactics and fierce trading style, unstoppable.

But his ending was tragic. In 2015, Xu Xiang was arrested on the Hangzhou Bay Bridge for alleged market manipulation and insider trading, sentenced to five years and six months in prison with a fine of 11 billion yuan!

Still, Xu Xiang remained the stock god and a shining star in investors’ hearts.

Naturally, Dongguan Girl was defiant: “Xu Xiang is garbage, using capital advantage and multiple accounts for insider trading, colluding to manipulate stock prices. He’ll end up in jail sooner or later! I calculated the probability of Longping Hi-Tech soaring at 78.8% using a math model.”

Her words provoked ridicule.

“Using math models for stock trading? That’s like hanging a thermos on a plane—so high-level!”

“You must be a student, showing off knowledge. Go play simulated trading and stop embarrassing yourself here!”

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“A bunch of idiots, no wonder you’re all chives being cut! Serves you right!”

Dongguan Girl’s words enraged many in the group, leading to a storm of profanity. She fought back, and the group chat became a chaotic mess.

Fang Qingye naturally stopped watching and closed QQ.

But he had gained a new impression of Dongguan Girl.

She seemed to really understand some financial mathematics; otherwise, she wouldn’t have claimed to calculate a 78.8% chance of Longping Hi-Tech’s surge with a math model.

Of course, she might just be bluffing.

Also, while her language in the group was somewhat crude, it was relatively normal. Could it be that her childish language was only reserved for him?